i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
float-less: this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
float-less: when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
float-less: adele knew.
i am so dumb how could i actually think anyone would wanna be with me lol i need to just stop liking people all together
turdshuffler: What Oprah gonna do with her money when she dies? She has no kids so she might as well give her money to me
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
When there's visitors at your house
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
spermatogenesis: I seriously regret liking over 1000+ pages on facebook when it was cool 3 years ago
Anonymous asked: omg youre so pretty why?
Some things gotta give now cause I'm dying just to...
Anonymous asked: you're such a flirt
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Anonymous asked: im jealous you're so pretty and funny
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